Ian's Rules for Owning a 911 Cab


 

  1. You are the coolest of cool. You are allowed to sneer at all coupe’d drivers. But be kind, because they are ALL envious on a sunny day whether they admit or not.  In the picture above, you can clearly see me sneering at Mark in his 930 on the Niagara Parkway - Niagara Falls, Canada.

  2. Top down as often as possible. If you are not top down, the car should be in storage. 
    (or your wife is along for the ride).

  3. Always zip the plastic window out & put a towel on it when folding the top down. This saves the window from wrinkles & cracks & eventual rear obscurity so you might not see that cop car following you.

  4. Practice putting the top up quickly. The only iffy part is zipping the window up - be gentle so you don't rip out the zipper stitching.  And THAT is not a fun job to replace - think big sewing needles & blood.

  5. Treat the window with a clear plastic window cleaner every couple of washes.

  6. Never, repeat, never put the top down in freezing temps. I know this breaks Rule 2 but the plastic window is not cheap to replace.

  7. If it starts raining lightly, do not pull over to put the top up. Drive faster.

  8. If your top is manual, always push the metal bar into the fabric as you bring the top down. If it’s not manual, it probably soon will be.

  9. Wash your top every couple of years & spray with a silicone sealant. 303 if you're obsessed or any silicone canvas preservative will actually do the job.

  10. Buy sunscreen & keep it in the door pocket.

  11. Garage the car when not in use.

  12. Never leave the top down for extended periods of time. Always put it up so the fabric doesn’t remain creased & ‘folded’.

  13. When in motion, always have the cab boot cover buttoned down or the top can catch air, chafe & wear prematurely.  Another big bill to avoid.

  14. You are the coolest of cool. Keep a pen ready to sign all of the autographs . . .

 

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