Contest du Jour!
 

The current contest is:
Name Russ' Damn Boat (J-24 #USA592).
 
 
That's right!  I have a bottle of Mount Gay Rum for the person with the best suggestion for our commitment-fearing friend.  Anyone who attempts to use the word "knot" in some sort of low-brow punwill be summarily executed.  So far, we have:

 

"Liverwurst" (Because we have the worst livers around)
"Dancing Elephants" (Have you seen us gybe?)
"Duck Job" (The less known, the better)
"Tighty Whitey" (Sure, Russ...They're just for polishing the bottom)
"Lulu's Berserk" (Think about it)
"<<No Name Given>>" (Self-explanatory)
"Blank" (More of the same)
"USA 295" (Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of dyslexia.  God, RC would love us.)
"Miss Buxley" (Thanks to LGYC for that one)

...and countless more I've forgotten.

YES, Craig!  I want to name Russ' boat!

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